|12:00 pm - My tweets|
- Fri, 15:19: RT @TimDuffy: Running the country is just like riding a bicycle in that I assume Donald Trump is very bad at both.
- Fri, 15:41: Him: I've got a serious dilemma. Me: Is it as bad as the Nelly / Kelly Rowland song?
- Fri, 17:12: The real problem isn't everybody-gets-a-trophy, it's everybody-gets-a-valentine. Our kids are gonna grow up thinking they're LOVED.
- Sat, 00:15: Someone explain to @realDonaldTrump that a) "Pocahontas" isn't pejorative b) you can't insult a woman by complimenting her cheekbones